We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Can you bring me the toilet please
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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