youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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