my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It's never too late to be topless.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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