I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
No subtext here. People are naked.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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