i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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