She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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