Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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