I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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