we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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