It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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