How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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