New invention idea: vibrating tampons
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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