her vagine was all disorganized.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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