Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I wish you could order shots online.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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