the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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