It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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