How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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