My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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