dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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