If i come over, it means nothing
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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