Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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