so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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