You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I lost the right to judge tonight
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
