I seem to have left my pride at pride
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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