Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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