I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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