in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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