with your own penis?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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