i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
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but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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