hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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