brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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