Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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