Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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