Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
