yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
no, he came in my armpit
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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