I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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