thus making me awesome and them whores
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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