toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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