I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
it's like iHOP with fire
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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