Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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