This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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