Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Pants are for mortals
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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