woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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