Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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