What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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