I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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