Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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