you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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