Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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