I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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