shes about as inviting as chlamydia
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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