ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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