are you so shy because you have an std?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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