She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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