Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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