im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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