gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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