he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Of course I have a pirate flag
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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