I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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