Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
COCAINE IS GR8
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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