i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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